Coffee Quiz

A retro-nostalgia, coffee-fueled, over-caffeinated-and-over-hyphenated coffee quiz.
It was created out of an interest in early-2000s internet culture and… coffee. The intent is to be a fun, easy, sarcastic, and somewhat useful questionnaire determining the best coffee making mechanism for your particular interests.
It utilizes extremely simple, framework-less JavaScript and CSS. I’m sure that somewhere out there exists a boring, corporate, React-driven alternative. No doubt
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It’s plain HTML and JavaScript. It will probably outlive you. I intend on outliving the internet, but by that point this quiz will probably become the coffee-singularity. Or something.